You have heard of BHP(Brake horse power).
When a customer in Ahmedabad had his M class pulled by a bullock it was renamed BP(Bullock power)
but have you also heard of DP, or Donkey Power?
We are not joking but it is true that within our knowledge and only in our area, various happy and proud owners of Mercedes Benz cars have finally had to resort to having cars pulled by Bullocks and Donkeys to convey to this brilliant company, the true quality of their product and the super after sale service that Mercedes Benz car owners get.
Don’t believe us? See the articles here.
Perhaps these are the replacement drive trains that Mercedes Benz India Pvt. Ltd. Should consider offering for their failed transmissions, brakes, suspensions etc.
Brilliant, modern, up-to-date 19th century technology.
It is rumored that all Mercedes Benz cars are now supplied with spare waist belts which can be removed from your trouser and used in case your clutch fails and you have to operate the clutch pedal manually with the help of such high technology. (Taken from the case of a Pune Customer).
This is of course apart from where brilliant Mercedes Benz engineers provide extra ventilation for failed clutches by creating large holes in the vehicle floors. (Experienced in our own workshop in the car of Mr. S. N. Bhatnagar.) Technology provided by Mr. Lino Marques, Head of Service, Mercedes Benz India Pvt. Ltd.
As if this were not shocking enough to put a couple of people behind bars, the worst part is that the whole story gets more and more scary in its attempt to conceal from the owner a life threatening situation and not doing the honourable and correct thing of replacing the clutch by a recall campaign.
Mercedes Benz also offers total relief solutions for all your problems(why stay alive) by fitting their cars which can suddenly develop instant collapse of suspension, gear box locking at random when one is trying to accelerate or various failing software by which your airbags might fail to open and claim lives. All these instances and many more are well documented and have been offered by us repeatedly to the Media and Government Authorities. They have all been met with a wall of silence.
Isn’t this instant NIRVANA?